The much-anticipated trailer of Salman Khan’s next blockbuster (we’re assuming) is out. While it has some typical Salman elements, we must say we were quite impressed with the direction and story as well. However, as always, we definitely do have our comments to give.
Presenting the first in the series of Express LOL movie trailer report cards: Kick.
Budget: Salman’s fees + 5 crore = 100 crore
Probability that the movie name was a lame pun to cash in on World Cup fever: 100%
Stunt level: Dhoom 3
Costume Level: Krrish 3
Kick first poster: Salman Khan, goatee and superhero mask
Writing Level: Chetan Bhagat
Villain Technology Level: Supersonic bicycle
Number of exploding cars per second: 35 (almost Rajinikanth level)
Number of scenes “inspired” by Hollywood films: 163894
Aap Devil ke peechhe, Devil aapke peechhe: Level – 36 ka aankda.
Creativity level in naming the hero: -5
Good luck charm: Level Eid
Number of non-Tollywood remakes that Salman has done: 0
Number of Salman heroines who are more than half his age: 0
Chances that you’ll love Nawazuddin more than Salman: (Gangs of Wasseypur)-2
Chances that the music of Kick will be playing everywhere in 1 month: 150%
Expected critics’ rating: 1 star
Expected gross collections: 1000 crores
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